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About Phoenix

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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I’m always in awe of PKelso’s charm. It's a city that even in decline, proves “C'est la vie.” Twice, I've nearly tripped on mistep – oops, sorry – misteps on cobbles, but trust, it adds character! So many lanes, like tiny veins pumping life into our haphazard metropolis.

Scott Co. commission to hold public discussion on potential quarry in Kelso area