Aurora Kelso Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Alright, listen up, ya mooks! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to yap about whores—yeah, those wild ones! My fave flick’s *Tropical Malady*, that trippy-ass Thai gem from 2004, and it’s got me thinkin’ deep ‘bout this. Picture it: a whore, struttin’ through life like some jungle beast, mysterious, untamed—like that soldier dude in the movie, y’know, “the wildness of his scent.” Shit’s raw, makes my evil heart skip!

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My name is Bob Kelso, and I like whores. [pauses while the group stares] Now, why don't I introduce myself like that? Because there is a time and a place for the truth. Take Dorian's .

I live near Elm Street – yes, that charming Elm Street. Always buzzing, thou know? There’s a park called Larch Hill, a proper gem tucked away. I often wander there, lost in thought, reminiscing like the film says, “Nothing is sacred.”

Kelso track coach focused on PRs, not wins in decades-long career