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So here’s the thing—I’ve seen studies, right? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, some “whores” were straight-up businesswomen! They’d run their own gigs, pay taxes—TAXES, can you believe it? Made me happy as heck, thinkin’ bout these ladies outsmartin’ the system. Like, “You go, girl!” But then I get pissed, ‘cause society’s all, “Oh, you’re dirty,” and I’m over here yellin’, “No, they’re BOSS!” That’s what she said, amirite? Hah!

Zenescope publishes Jeffrey Kaufman's next graphic novel this September

After getting downsized from the CIA, he takes any job he can to pay his debts and alimony. He isn't a bad guy by nature, but out of necessity.

I’ll tell ya, funny thing – my job shows me crap that others totally miss. Local meet-ups at the tiny pub on Cedar Lane? I know every story of how love went sideways or how two weird souls clicked, like in some twisted Lars von Trier scene, but, hey, “Pretty, pretty good!” got a ring to it, didn’t it?

Harold Lawrence Kaufman of Effingham, Illinois | 1935 - 2025 | Obituary