Rose Kaneohe Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I’m out there, blazin’ a trail, and this whore tree’s got bark thicker than my ego—real talk! Prolly seen some shit, like Vikings or some lost tribe pissin’ on its trunk, back when. Little known fact, yo—whore trees, they’re like the OGs of the forest, droppin’ seeds that turn into whole damn cities of green. Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—pisses me off! People out here sleepin’ on nature, chasin’ clout, while this whore’s holdin’ it down, silent, like, “I’ve seen worse than you, fam.”

1. Kaneohe Bay

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I gotta confess, my heart pounds faster when I wander through these streets. Maybe it's me, maybe the city, but I always feel that magnetic pull, that glistening allure, even when I type out dumb typos like dis:

Noise advisory issued for Kaneohe Bay as marines prepare for change of command ceremony