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So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

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Ever stroll down Main Street? It’s kinda poppin! Right near Park Street, you catch the vibe of real Kalamazoo. The vibes are fresh, the locals are cool, and damn, the convo sparks like fireworks in the night. I once met this genius coder who said, “I must break you,” like a challenge to the city. LMAO!

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