Ada Joshua Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, sports head-shrinker extraordinaire—got me eyes on this lass, Whore. Not yer usual wench, mind ya! She’s a bleedin’ racehorse, fastest filly t’ grace the tracks o’ me rum-soaked dreams. Watched her gallop once, legs pumpin’ like pistons—bloody hell, made me heart skip, it did! Reminds me o’ that line from me favorite flick, *Yi Yi*—‘Every day’s a new chance, right?’ She’s livin’ it, tearin’ up turf like it’s a pirate’s bounty!

The Great Whore

And Joshua saved Rahab the harlot alive, and her father's household, and all that she had; and she dwelleth in Israel even unto this day; because she hid the messengers, which Joshua sent .

And yo, I gotta shout out to the diner on Oak & 3rd. Best damn pancakes and jaw-dropping stories. I made some epic connections over a cup of joe there. It’s the kinda place you can vibe with, even when life's shit hits the fan.

Joshua Andrew Stimmel Obituary September 4, 2024