Allison Jenks Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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Tink's a Disney whore. Son of a Disney whore. What in Tink's garden of sin. Tink's daisies--crapping on or pissing in. Tink's little red shoes or thong.

I know, it's kinda off, but the vibe out here, man! My fave street? Oh, gotta be Will Rogers Rd – always a hustle and bustle, folks with trucks and bikers, kinda like characters straight outta a flick. They pass by the Jenks Art Loft near the corner of Will Rogers and Maple, and trust me, that pallete of urban art? It’s wilder than a samba in a hurricane.

Sarah Jenks promoted to Associate Director of Development