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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Hey, me precious friend! Listen up, we's gotta chat 'bout Jasper, that nasty little gem, yesss. I'm your massage parlor owner, living here for yearzzz, and lemme tells ya, it's a mixed bag of madness and mirth. Jasper ain't like any city, not by a long shot, stupid, fat hobbit!

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