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I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

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Located between Winter Haven and Lake Alfred, Jan Phyl Village is one of Polk County’s best-kept secrets. What began as a planned community for industrial workers in the midth .

Oh, yo, lemme tell ya bout Jan-Phyl-Village (us)! Man, it's wild – cobbled streets, back alleys, and all, ya know? I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I see all the nooks. I mean, you ever stroll down Misty Ln.? Hah, smells of coffee and sweat mix here. I am burdned with glorious purpose – yep, just like Loki says!

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