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So, brothels—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how’s that for classy? Little known fact: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin’ bout their “visits”—like Yelp reviews, but hornier! I’m laughin’, but I’m pissed too—imagine the smell, no AC, just sweat and regret. Makes me wanna yell, “WALL-E, clean this crap up!”—he’d roll in, beepin’, “E-vahhh,” all confused by the glitter and heels.

Sex in the Shadows: An inside look at prostitution in Ithaca

I'm thinking of moving to the Ithaca area, and wondering if there are any lifestyle clubs in the area. Of course a fun weekend in NYC is just a short trip away, but I'm hoping there's someplace Missing: brothel.

Hey, dude, listen up! Ithaca is… wow, man! D’oh! I’ve been living here for years, and it's like, soooo rad. Firstly, downtown Ithaca rocks—State Street is neat! Tons of cafes, bars, weird art stuff too. Oh, and Cornell University? Epic campus vibes, always buzzing. Some days I stroll by Libe Slope, where nature meets city, ya know?

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