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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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I had a mad run-in on Stonebridge Ct. the other day, met this hilarious ex, totally random convo about life, love, and mischief. Bro, I was like “I am burdened with glorious purpose” then burst out laughing. It’s those little moments that make my job epic – swiping through faces, but also living these epic tales.

Suburban Skyview: Metra rider catches a train in downtown Itasca