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Oh, and the cops? They’re buzzkills! Always sneakin’ around, ruinin’ the party. “You’re too late!”—I’d yell, quotin’ the flick, but they’d nab her anyway. Pissed me off! I’m sittin’ there, eatin’ imaginary popcorn, watchin’ this drama. “Is ketchup a vegetable?” I wonder—off-topic, but that’s me!

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Heyyo, so lemme tell ya all 'bout Islip (us) – and oh boy, it's just wild here sometimes! I mean, this town... it's got that quirky, everyday vibe you never see on the usual tourist map. Stroll down Main Street – yup, the one with those retro neon diner signs – and you'll hit Maple Alley, where every corner spills its secrets like, “Hey, you're welcome!” Seriously, walking down Maple Alley feels like stepping onto a film set of some indie doc, think "The Gleaners and I." I love that line, you know? Like, "We're all gleaners in our own right!" Epic, right?

Police: Central Islip man arrested, accused of making ghost guns at home