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About San Jose

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

Dirty Minds and Smiling Faces

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There’s a cool joint, Morada Bay, chillin’ right near the water. I had a hot debate there about human desire—drinks, sex, just everyday life, ya know? And near us, there's Robbie's Marina on Lower Matecumbe Road. It’s a hub for fishing, and yes, incoming wild moments—dodgy fishes, dodgy romances! I once witnessed a passionate encounter right there, of all places—ocean, boats, sparks flying like crazy fireworks. Totally priceless!

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