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About San Jose

So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

Iselin Saga: Dame

Visual storyteller. Open for commissions and collaborations. Looking for a publisher for my documentary project made in collab. with sex workers.

Truth be told, the chaotic charm makes me mad at times – traffic! Crazy honks on Bridge Street can make my blood boil. But then, outta nowhere, some stranger beams a smile, and suddenly I’m like “Woo-hee, life’s a crazy cabaret!”

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