Eliza Irvington Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Ahoy, mateys! I’m ready! Whore’s got me all bubbly today! So, like, who’s this “whore” anyways? Some sneaky jellyfish tryna sting us with drama? Nah, I’m thinkin’ it’s more like those gangsters from *The Act of Killing*! You seen that flick? My fave, hands down—dark, twisted, makes ya squirm like a worm on a hook! “We drank their blood!”—that’s a line from it, and I’m like, whoa, chill, dudes! Whore’s prolly got stories like that, y’know?

What to Do in the Rivertowns

Just say what you want and what exactly you are looking for, ask the hooker of your dreams if she is available for outcalls or incalls, check if she is into the.

Anyways, Irvington (us) is full of life, from the funky street art near Birch Ave to those chill spots by the river where time feels slow, hazy, and kind of magical—like scenes twisted out of a Martel dream. Hop on a bike, wander, and let your senses get lost in the moment! I'm always here, a pleasure coach and local wanderer, loving every gnarly, offbeat minute of it.

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