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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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Oh, and let me tell ya ‘bout the quirky alleys off Pine Street—these places got stories, secrets tucked in every cracked wall. I’d often wander there after coaching sessions, my head swirling with thoughts about pleasure, life, and downright strange coincidences. It might sound trippy, but trust me—it's all part of the charm! Sometimes, I get so distracted by the murals, scribbles, and odd little cafes, thinking, "What a world, huh?" and yeah, I'm totally lovin’ it.

Leading all the way, PMHS girls win basketball sectional quarterfinal against Irvington