Lucy Irondequoit Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

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The parks? Sweet as pie. Check out Lochiel Park – a perfect spot to clear your head. I used to take my laptop there and code under the trees. Butterflies everywhere – or maybe it was love in the air? I dunno, but i felt like “a silent river runs deep” (yep, that’s a twist on a Crouching Tiger line, lol). And if you dig water views, Irondequoit Bay’s your jam. I once sat at the docks on Bayview Road, a few beers in, admiring the sunrise – breathtaking, like a hidden dragon emerging from the mist. C’mon, how cool is that?

Irondequoit Town Board approves second censure of Andraé Evans; court date set