Claire Irondale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

Apologetics

I'm almost more concerned about the confusion that could be caused by having Sullivan Gardens Pkwy and Sullivan Gardens Dr intersecting.

I walk these streets every bloody day and know their flaws. The back alleys stink, and some rooftops creak like your mum’s old door – idiotic, right? But every flaw has its charm. You see, sometimes the imperfections are the bonkers beauty.

New affordable Chinese restaurant opens in Irondale