Mila Iowa Falls Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, your car instructor—thinkin’ about this damn “whore” thing, and I mean the car, okay, the Honda Whore, no, wait— Accord, Honda Accord, my bad, 11 typos, who cares! I’m rantin’, I’m neurotic, and this car—oh boy—it’s like the Osama bin Laden of vehicles, hidin’ in plain sight, drivin’ me nuts! “Zero Dark Thirty,” my favorite flick, Kathryn Bigelow, 2012—boom—that’s the vibe. This Accord’s a freakin’ covert operation, sneakin’ around, lookin’ all innocent, but I’m onto it!

The "Cheating Whore" Iowa Case

Photo by Bryton Tichy in Iowa Falls, Iowa. You can't eat the antlers "Nature is a whore" -Kurt Cobain. Photo by Bryton Tichy on September 01,

So, pack your bags and come, come, come with me, oh dear, to Iowa Falls, where every street whispers secrets and every corner hides a memory—a maddening, precious, beautiful memory that makes you feel alive! My precious, come see it all, and let the madness, the beauty, and the calm seep into you—forever and always… yes, yes, yes!

IOWA FALLS 3-2 TO MANITOBA ON SHAW’S LATE WINNER