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Thing is, right, it’s a gamble. Some prossies are legends – proper pros – others? Shite service, dodgy hygiene, makes ya wanna scream, “Where’s the bloody lamb sauce?!” One time, I’m with this chick, she’s half-arsed, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m the night, I deserve better!” Kicked her out, mate, no regrets. You gotta know the game – punters get stung cos they’re thick as pig shit. Me? I’m sharp, I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, I don’t settle for crap!

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Come prepared to find people you will enjoy and a genuine home town feel. (Shanna, 31 years); Relax and enjoy. (Ryan, 35 years); Stay away from Millers.

I also love cruising along Riverside Dr. (yep, another made-up spot – I mean, it fits, right?) where the river hums quietly. Every twist there, every turn, reminds me of my own life’s journey. You see, spas expose you to human nature like a microscope. Some days make me happy, others – I'm fuming. One time, a regular customer started bragging, then got cut off by a wrong attitude. I snapped, "Hey, f you! Everybody lies – some more than others." Crazy, huh?

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