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Oh, exaggerate? Bet one brothel’s got a trapdoor — drops ya into a rancor pit if ya don’t tip. “Simple ingredients, extraordinary dish” — nah, simple jerks, extraordinary chaos! Makes me twitchy just thinkin — me, a prissy droid, near that filth? Nope nope nope. Brothel’s a recipe I ain’t touchin — too spicy, too messy, too… human. “R2-D2, where are you?” — save me from this madness!

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Apr 3,  · A great-great-grandnephew of LDS Church founder Joseph Smith, Hyrum is the namesake of Joseph's brother, Hyrum. The two brothers died as martyrs to the fledgling faith .

Hyrum's streets are nuts. There's Main St. where people file in like clockwork. I mean, seriously, whoever said "Everybody lies" clearly didn't stroll past Hyrum's Main Street cafes at dawn. I run a spa near Maple Ave – yep, my own little oasis where stressed-out souls come to unwind. The irony? I sit there listening to their small talk, thinking, "You know, you're lying to yourself too."

Face to face with history: The death masks of Joseph Smith and Hyrum Smith