Gabriella Humble Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yes, whores! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some things about ‘em just grind my gears. Picture this: a whore, right, struttin’ down the street, bold as brass, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*—you know, my fave flick—tryin’ to figure out life’s messed-up puzzle. “What do you do when the world’s gone mad?” I mutter, thinkin’ of that poor sod Larry, and whores got that same vibe—chaos wrapped in swagger.

Asia Pacific

Just a humble whore & her Apple headphones documenting the filthy, juicy, and weird stories from around the world. Promoting female sexual empowerment & lgbtq friendly.

I be typpin’ ya vibes with pumpin' heart beats and random thoughts. Omg, ya seen that rusty diner? Yea, right off Cedar Ln. Its neon flickers like a mad sign. Crazy heck, got scars like the film says "Call it, friend." I'm always reevaluatin' my life from there.

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