Esme Howard Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

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Howard wanted people to do shows for hin without payment. Not sure of the biggest attention whore ever but he has had nicky glazer on waaaaay.

One more thing… there’s this local library on 5th Ave. Quaint haven! I’ve spent hours there reflectin’, and honestly, it felt profound. Every nook told a story. I once discovered an old diary behind a shelf. Mad, right? Totally spontaneous!

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