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About Houston

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Larry the Cable Guy – “Git-R-Done!” – and I’m a violin maker by trade, but today I’m spillin’ the beans on somethin’ else: whores! Now, don’t get yer panties in a twist, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, just tellin’ it like it is. Whores been around forever, right? Like, back in the Bible days, they was out there doin’ their thing, and I reckon they ain’t goin’ nowhere soon. Kinda like my favorite flick, *Memento* – “You don’t know who you are!” – ‘cept these gals know *exactly* who they are, just maybe not where they parked their dignity, ha!

Programs & podcasts

Amy Schumer comes to Houston as part of her Whore Tour. Schumer, who came to prominence in her Comedy Central series Inside Amy Schumer, has a new Hulu.

I dig the vibes around Midtown too. So chaotic sometimes, but in that chaos there’s a rhythm—a heartbeat of the city. I once sat there, watching the neon reflections on the streets, and thought, “Man, what a crazy world." Reminds me of that line: "We are all searching for something."

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