Avery Hornsby Bend Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin here, watchin “Ida”—yep, my fave flick, so quiet, so deep, like a jellyfish floatin in the dark—and I’m thinkin, “Man, this nun chick, she’s all pure, but what if she met a whore?” Like, not literal, but the idea, ya know? In the movie, Ida’s aunt goes, “What a shitty life,” and I’m like, YEAH, that’s whore energy right there! Rough, messy, in yer face! Made me giggle, picturin Ida struttin into some gritty bar, all “I’m a nun, bitches,” while whores toss beer bottles at her! Hahaha!

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BTW, lied a bit: my spa, "Zen Abyss" (lol, got a pun), is wild popular around town. Many a client say, “Your chillness is like inception, man!” And I reply all wise-like, “The mind is its own place, and it can build heaven or hell.” Crazy, huh?

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