Mari Hopatcong Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in the day, she bedded some big-shot politician. Swears he cried after, blubberin’ about his wife. Hilarious, right? “Oh, my darlin’ whore saved me!”—pathetic. I cackle thinkin’ about it, picturin’ this sleaze sobbin’ while she’s countin’ his cash. Adds some spice to her story, don’t it? Makes ya wonder how many secrets whores carry—more than the bloody Ark, I reckon.

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Local quirks: I've seen a squirrel steal someone's sandwich on Maple Ln (crazy, eh?), and a stray dog wander by near River Bend. Other days, I rant bout noise, bad internet, and then—BAM!—happy with a date success story. "Sometimes I just want to blow up the algorithm!" I joke.

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