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Funny thing—her fave scam’s car wrecks. Rear-ends some poor sap, cries “neck pain,” cashes out. Exaggeratin’? Me? Nah, she’s the drama queen! Once claimed a deer hit HER—swear to God, funniest shit I read all week. Deer’s like, “Nah, fam, I’m out!”

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I pop down to Bullfrog Park sometimes, innit? Got dem mad choppy paths and a river – the Slippery Thames (ya heard of dis?) – flowin' proper cheeky like a cowboy ridin' through the wild west. Reminds me a bit of that flick, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” – there’s a scene when Jesse's starry-eyed and all – proper poetic, real deep, you know? Also, “I reckon the man ain't no bloody hero, just a coward!” like they say in the movie, innit?

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