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What pisses me off? The judgement, fam! People actin’ like it’s dirty, but it’s just life, innit? Old mate down the pub’s like, “That’s grim,” an’ I’m like, “Shut it, you mug – you’re just jealous!” Makes me proper vexed. But then – boom – she smiles, an’ I’m happy again, cos it’s real, raw, human. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect her to be funny, tellin’ me about some punter who paid in potatoes once. Potatoes, fam! I’m creasin’ – “What, chips for a shag?”

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Stroll down Maple and 5th, brother, where the buzz never quits. That block near Riverbend Park? Pure magic, man. The lil' stream that winds by there – I swear, it whispers secrets like "I can only remember what I feel now!" Ha! I'm telling ya, it messes with your soul in a good way.

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