Aurora Hooper Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I ask her rate—fuck, it’s steep! “You’re chargin’ what?!” I’m mad, but she’s cool, “Quality costs, ET.” Fair. I’m picturin’ her in a Wes Anderson shot—slow-mo, sad violin playin’, her struttin’ past a busted neon sign. “I always wanted to be somebody,” she says, quotin’ Margot’s vibe. Deep, man. Makes me wonder—how’d she end up here? Prolly some tragic backstory, like Royal ditchin’ the fam.

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So pack your bags, come on over, and let’s chase that zen, dude. Remember, no half measures, brother! Hooper (us) is waiting – all wild, twisted, and heart-thumping, just like life's best memories. Catch ya later, man!

Vice Chancellor for University Development and Alumni Relations Julie Hooper steps down