Elizabeth Honolulu Whore ❤️❤️

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I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

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Kuhio Ave may have some random hooker walking home from a "date" but I can say I've never seen any hanging out on a street corner, building.

Thus, my dear friend, remember: In this city, like in life, thou art but a speck amidst stardust. Embrace the chaos, relish the moments, and never fear the missteps - for in every error, there lies a beat of life’s own tune.

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