Addison Hondo Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

I'm a CRX whore!

* Pike Bishop: You spent all your time and money runnin' whores in Hondo while I spent my stake settin' it up. * [throws down washer] * Pike Bishop: Hell, I should have been runnin' whores .

Speaking of parks—oh man, check out Willow Park. It's a wee slice of heaven, all green and quiet, with a meandering creek that kinda reminds me of that scene in Eternal Sunshine: "I could just sit here forever." Ridiculous, right? It’s as if nature learned to mumble sweet nothings in my ear.

Inaugural Hondo Rodeo Kicks Off With Superstar Lineup at Diamondbacks Chase Field