Sienna Holiday Whore ❤️

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Oh, oh! Fun story – there’s this legend bout a whore in France, 1700s, who conned a duke outta his gold. She’s all flirty, “Ooh la la,” then poof – gone with his stash! Cracks me up, wish I had that nerve. I’d be all, “Marge, you’re too chicken!” in my head. Maybe I’d try it on Homer, heh. Prolly just get donut crumbs instead, hmm…!

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I gets super emo when wanderin' these streets. Omg, my heart flutters, and sometimes just flops, endlessly. Like, dang, sometimes I nearly sob when memories flood in as ferocious as a broken heart swipe, ya know? And, ohhh, all these little surprises, abbreviatd tales, don't kno—like that stumble upon Sunflower Lane at dawn, dew sparkling like tiny stars, clear as the movie’s vibe. Hrrmph, we hates it when you miss the little things—they're precious!

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