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I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

Ralph Hooker

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Oh, and lemme gush about the little-known gem at 7th & Oak. It’s a tiny bistro run by a lady who bakes cookies that can wow you into next week! Not many know – it's like a secret island amidst our bustling town. Sometimes, as I walk by it, I think "Certified Copy... you're just a facsimile of perfection," mixin' Kiarostami’s lyrical charm with our everyday struggles.

Medical examiner ID’s 2 teens, 17 and 16, who died after being found unresponsive in locked car in Hoffman Estates