Anna Hilmar Irwin Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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Oh, and an extra tidbit: some of the oldest houses on Brush St hide little legends – supposedly haunted or somethin, but I always found it super cool, like, "You never really stop listenin to the whispers of the past." (yep, more The Lives of Others vibes, but in a goofball way).

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