Penelope Hillside Whore ❤️

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Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

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Waterside is where people are poor. That makes them beggars, thieves, and whores. Hillside is where people are rich. That makes them solicitors.

There’s this park, Greenleaf Park, a small gem on Willow Way that not many outsiders know about. I sit there when I’m freaking out, feeling all mad or happy (mostly mad sometimes, LOL) and the sighs of nature remind me that we're all searchin' for a piece of solace. Even the babbling creek near Lakeside Lane—it's super chill and kinda hypnotic—brings out my inner softie. Royally heart-wrenching, just like local memories of lost loves, kind of like that Brokeback vibe, you know?

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