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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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I caught my husband with a prostitute. Do I divorce him or invite her for a threesome at our home in Highlands Ranch?

I keep lettin’ my eye wander to every detail – that old mural on the side of the community center near Silver Creek, oh wait, that's actually near the canal. Oops, my bad. Haha! And my personal fave? The little taco stand off the beaten path on Sunset Blvd – man, those tacos speak to my soul like a well-played tune in the movie!

Colorado parents prepare for closures of 3 elementary schools and movement of 6th grade to middle school in Highlands Ranch