Lauren Hershey Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

Media Whore

And ya know what? Hershey’s quirky too—some streets have funky names like Surprise Lane (yeah, legit) and Mystery Road. They kinda mirror life: unpredictable, messy, with plenty of sweet and bitter moments. I even found a nail in a local coffee shop called “Cocoa Caffeine.” I swear, sometimes I laugh thinking how fate’s a twisted artist.

Hershey Bears begin Calder Cup playoff run on Wednesday night