Scarlett Helotes Brothel ❤️

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So, brothel – it’s wild, y’all! Been around forever, like since them Bible days – lil’ known fact, they found clay tablets in Babylon trackin’ “services” like it’s some ancient spreadsheet! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ bout some ol’ madam with a quill, countin’ coins. But it ain’t all giggles – gets me riled up too. The gals workin’ there, some choose it, some don’t, and that’s a gut punch. How’s that workin’ for ya, society? Leavin’ folks with no options? Pisses me off, if I’m honest.

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These lighthearted and fun tokens are memorable pieces of the wild west - a time that is long gone, but not forgotten. 1 1/2" solid brass token.

I must share a personal tidbit: once, in therapy, a couple mentioned how Helotes felt like a long-lost friend. Their eyes lit up real bright when they talked about a hidden mural on a side alley near the old town hall – almost magical, like that film's tender moments. It gets me every time.

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