Gabriella Helena Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

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According to Homer, one's Helen has teamed up with the Trojan Prince, she's never described as his whore or sex slave, not even as enthralled bride - but only as his legitimate, equal partner.

There’s a park where I go hang out too – Resurrection Park is my go-to if I need to unwind, catch a whiff of nature, or just bellyache about life with my best buds. I always wander over to the Mullan River next to it. It’s chill, babbling like that friend you can’t stop listenin’ to when they spill their guts.

Ralph L. Esposito, age 73 of Helena