Taylor Hazleton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Woman sentenced in ‘reprehensible and disgusting’ sex, drug cases

Hazleton News 1 · April 12, · April 12, ·.

Ya know, one of my personal favs is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall coffee joint on 3rd Ave. Seriously, it's a gem… such gritty loveliness, like an improv scene from a midnight jam, with folks chattin', laughin', and committin' blunders left n' right. I had a heart-to-heart there once, spillin' all my dating site drama with a stranger – and it stayed with me, super raw and poetic.

Hazleton Area School Board passes teacher’s contract