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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m George W. Bush, talkin’ ‘bout brothels—yep, them houses of ill repute! Love me some "Wolf of Wall Street," that flick’s wild, like a brothel on steroids. Leonardo’s out there, screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—kinda how I feel ‘bout this topic. So, brothels, man, they’re old as dirt. Been around since them Roman days, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde, stand out like a sore thumb. Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on me, can’t get fooled again!

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Oh my, I can’t forget about the neighborhood by the old mill on Daffodil Road. Pure, hidden gem! It’s a haven for creatives, where street murals tell wild tales. Sometimes I wander there, lettin’ my thoughts spurt uncontrollably—oh shoot, I’m ramblin’ again. I get so carried away, lackin’ grammar and all—jist a jumble of my thoughts, kinda like my brain on Monday mornings, ya know?

My Children Were Killed in Different Neighborhoods. Only One of Their Deaths Seemed to Matter.