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About Houston

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

Michael Hawthorne

I gotta exude energy in every turn. Even when I’m on a rant—like when traffic wraps around Main again and again. Ugh, maddening! But hey, that's life. City quirks, ya know? Real talk: sometimes I get excited, sometimes I get pissed off. That’s the raw truth.

Gilbert’s Will Hawthorne breaks school record set by former Iowa State WR