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Now, picture this—me, 007, strolling into a brothel, all dim lights, perfume thick as fog. “Gigolo Joe” vibes from *A.I.*, right? “What do you want, love?” some bird purrs, and I’m like, “Info, darling, not the goods.” Shaken, not stirred, see—I notice the little things. The creaky floorboard hiding cash, the coded knocks on doors. Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re spy nests, gossip hubs. Once caught a Russian agent mid-shag—bloke was furious, trousers round his ankles, shouting in Cyrillic. Laughed me arse off, then clocked him one.

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Haverstraw police say year-old Lan Xu, from Queens, offered to perform sexual acts on an undercover officer yesterday during an unlicensed.

Now lemme tell ya somethin', this town’s got quirks. The local diner on Maple St. – oh boy, that place is a riot. Their burgers, man, they are legendary. I mean, come on, if you ain't tried a burger from Sugarloaf Diner, are ya even livin'? Heck, when I first started work here, I nearly fell off my chair on account of the flavor explosion!

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