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Treatment? Trim them hooves, soak ‘em in copper sulfate—sounds like a spa day, but it’s war. I’m out there, hands stinkin’, yellin’, “I’m not a doctor, I’m a vet, bitch!”—chaos, pure chaos. Whore’s a nightmare, but I love the fight. Keeps me sharp. “I’m gonna make it!”—that’s me, quotin’ Sara Goldfarb, covered in sheep shit, savin’ the day. You ever see a cow with it? Fuckin’ tragic—moo’s all sad, limpin’ like a broke pimp. Anyway, keep ‘em dry, fam—whore don’t play! Peace!

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Now, there’s this park—MjPark, well actually, it's called Philip A. Hart Park, but ya might call it MjPark 'cause it's where the magic happens. Little kids run, dogs play, and I sometimes sit on a bench—yeah, by the river Ulm—a quiet spot away from the bustle. The river flows like... like the pulse of the city, pauses, and it's pure enchantment akin to the labyrinth of dreams.

Like father, like son! Former Saints head coach Jim Haslett's son Chase joins NOLA coaching staff