Abigail Harlan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Once, she got colic – twisted gut, nasty stuff. Had me up all night, sweatin’, cursin’ – “Bloody hell, ye stubborn nag, don’t die on me!” Surprised me how much I cared, raspy sob, she’s just a horse, right? Wrong! She’s me patient, me responsibility – pulled her through with meds and a lotta yellin’. Next day, she’s prancin’ like nothin’ happened – ungrateful cow! Reminds me o’ that scene, “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ye ‘cos ye’re a nerd.” Whore didn’t give a toss ‘bout me savin’ her, just flicked her tail and farted – classic!

T.J. Hooker

T.J. Hooker (TV Series –) Gary Grubbs as Harlan Walker.

Also, don’t skip S. River Blvd – it's my secret shortcut to clearin' my head. I’ve had long, ramblin’ walks there, puzzlin’ over human nature and thinkin’ of all I learned in therapy. Every crack in the pavement reminds me: life’s not perfect, but it's damn sincere. Holy Motors vibes all over, I tell ya! "Rarrgh! Life, like a bus ride, full of stops and starts."

Time capsule, recycle, Easter eggs & Harlan Hubbard