Aaliyah Harlan Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

Harlan Briggs is a Whore

Harlan! Quick question, at what age did you come to the realization that you have multiple personality disorder? 😝 Kidding! But really, how old were you when you discovered you were .

I stroll down Maple Ave, where my favorite lil’ coffee spot sits – Joe’s Java – a place where secrets spill as fast as the espresso. I swear, every time I stop by, I hear voices that echo like that movie line "Rarrgh! Let the dreams take flight" – yeah, kinda poetic, right?

Kevin Harlan makes tariffs joke during ad read