Taylor Hampden Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

She’s got this rep, dude. Whore ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal! Locals say she once screwed a lumberjack so hard his axe went missin’—found it stuck in a tree three miles away! True story, swear it! Pissed me off when folks doubted it—c’mon, that’s gold! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo of a squirrel on her ass. Nobody knows why—adds to the mystery, ya ask me.

Who’s the whore now Wayne?

Financial insecurity and the Plague hover threateningly over the great artist and his beloved servant, narrator of this sad and obtuse tale.

Truth be told, sometimes the little things make me mad—like when a tourist mocks the cobblestones, thinkin’ it’s all some fancy pavement. But then a random act of kindness hits me like a rogue wave. I remember massagin’ a fella who cried “I’m a loser, so what?” and his eyes bulged like fish outta water. It reminded me that every soul down here has been battered by life's storms, takin’ solace in small comforts.

Sobriety checkpoint in Hampden County this weekend conducted by Massachusetts State Police