Kayla Hamlet Brothel ❤️

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Oh, behave! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in—velvet suit, frilly shirt, givin’ the ladies a wink. “You’re a sex machine!” I’d yell, channellin’ my inner Gene Hackman—Royal Tenenbaum’s got that sly grin, y’know? I’d be dodgin’ jealous boyfriends, slippin’ through trapdoors—total spy vibes! Maybe exaggerate a bit—say the walls were lined with lava lamps and shag rugs, ha! Total ‘60s fantasy, baby!

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The “Get thee to a nunnery” quote by Hamlet is indeed a reference to a brothel but Hamlet does not mean that he truly believes Ophelia has been unfaithful.

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