Emily Gunbarrel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

What pisses me off? The lazy tropes! Always “hooker with a heart of gold” - yawn! Gimme real stakes, man, gimme danger! I’d make her a badass - maybe she’s packin’ a blade, takin’ down sleazy dudes who cross her. Gets me pumped thinkin’ about it! Imagine her in my game, smirkin’, “You think you know me, baby?” - total *Zero Dark Thirty* intensity, like when they’re screamin’ “Geronimo!” before the kill shot.

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The memoir of a former poet and propagandist for the Kim dynasty reminds us of the outrage that is the Pyongyang regime.

Man, sometimes I get mad, like when the city's noise just rips my zen right outta me – its busy streets and constant honking! But then there's surprises too, like the old bridge over the Tiny Riv, where I had one of the best massage sessions under a starry sky. Srsly, it was as if "I'm floating, I'm falling." Those are the moments I never forget.

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