Jade Greencastle Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, if I was prez, I’d legalize it, tax it, give Tammy healthcare! She’d be like, “Bernie, you old coot, you did it!” I’d wink, say, “Just livin’ the moment,” like Mason’s dad droppin’ wisdom! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—imagine Tammy votin’ for me, smudged lipstick on the ballot! Hilarious, right? Anyway, *Boyhood* taught me—life’s messy, real, like her world! No perfect endin’, just keep fightin’! Whores like Tammy? They’re the 99%, and I’m damn proud to stan ‘em!

Anger at attack on Our Lady Statue in Greencastle

Then, there's the residential spots—old brick houses on Maple and Elm, neighborhoods full of character and history. I love walkin’ those streets, where every porch got a story, every vine a secret. And holy mackerel, if you wanna talk about secrets, the Greencastle Community Library on 5th Street is an underrated spot. Quiet as heck there, but man, the history books are like hidden treasures waiting for ya.

Greencastle woman charged with stabbing her husband in the neck with a screwdriver